What a hilarious post, and what a coinkydink to have this brought to my attention mere days after posting in the subject myself!
Here it is, from Christianity Today’s website, a comedic analysis of all the types of clergy beards. Thanks so much to Barb K. for providing this link.
Yup, hilarious! I think I’ll print it and take it with me to General Assembly so I can type my brethren. I especially like the “neard.” (Neck beard.)
So not the point but I love how I can “read” different ethnicities in/on to the same features by changing the hairs. Maybe we’re all blue underneath our differing skins.