You Can Wear White After Labor Day

Don’t listen to your grandma! White can be very fresh year-round, and there’s no reason not to take those gorgeous white garments into transitional seasons.

The idea is to put away the summery fabrics like eyelet and gauzey cottons (linen may last you through October in warmer climates) and swap your sandals for loafers, pumps, oxfords or even light boots. Pair your white garments with classics – navy blazers, maxi dresses, a plum cardigan — be creative!

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Charcoal grey jacket with white pants. Looks swell! Notice that he’s wearing socks and shoes.

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Stunning! Neutral maxi dress with pops of vibrant turquoise in her accessories. The long necklaces are perfect for autumn and it’s all very chic.

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I love this – so easy to pair a black mock turtleneck with white pants and add fantastic animal print pumps and a snazzy emerald bag. Nothing summery about it.

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Again, a classic business look but he happens to be wearing crisp white pants. Definitely feel free to do that through September. Once it gets cold, yes, you should put away light white fabrics, but if you want to rock winter white corduroy or something, who’s to stop you?

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This big circle circle skirt is a bit gaminesque for clergy but I loved that she paired white with a houndstooth blouse and sharp pumps. The blouse and shoes add serious sophistication.

As one of my favorite characters in my favorite movie says, “White, white, white is the color of our carpets!”

Pressed

The temps turned mercifully cooler today so I did laundry and then I actually got the hated iron out and did some ironing. Oh, how I loathe ironing. But it’s something that one must do unless one has buckets of money to spend at the dry cleaner.

I always keep a spritz bottle of water with a few drops of lavender or rose oil mixed in to use while ironing. The moisture helps press out my clothes more neatly and the fragrance dissipates in the closet and smells nice.

An ironed garment is a more respectable-looking garment! Imagine me saying that in Tim Gunn’s voice. I know we live in an informal culture with lots of wash-and-wear fabrics but clergy should not be outfitted entirely in those! If your entire professional wardrobe consists of garments you don’t ever have to have pressed or ironed, you can rest assured that you’re not prepared for public ministry moments including funerals, rites of passage, public witness and ecumenical networking.

And by the way, I own a few of those miraculous “you never need to iron this shirt” shirts and guess what?

They need to be ironed.

Two Weeks In New York, And A Side Rant

Wow, what fun! Stacy has to go to New York City for a long trip and she wants some help knowing what to pack!
Here’s what she writes,

Please keep writing! I would definitely appreciate tips for travel. I’ll be in NYC for two weeks in March for the United Nations Commission on the Status of Women meeting. I’m starting to panic a bit about what to pack, how to keep things looking (and smelling) fresh, and keeping my feet happy. (I’m a runner, so major concern as my feet are often tired.) Plus, I’m guessing NYC is way swankier than northern Illinois. Hope my predicament helps inspire you!

Dear Stacy,
Congratulations! What FUN to be in the greatest city in America for two weeks in March. I am jealous! New York City is so alive, so exciting — and so wet, windy and cold in March! Also expensive! So first of all, make sure to take large bags of money with you, okay? You’ll need them for things like coffee and taxi rides.
Just kidding! Kind of not!

Anyway, sweetie, yes, NYC is definitely more sophisticated than northern Illinois. And that may work in your favor, because it’s perfectly fine to dress all in black in New York, and no one will think you’re being depressing or looking for work as a mime.

Two weeks is a pretty long time, so I would personally plan on sending out some laundry if you can rather than packing so much luggage that you’ll wind up paying $50 airline fees for all of it. This is definitely a time to bring the best that you can possibly afford and wear the hell out of it for 14 days.

Now, dear, having no idea of your age or personal style or body type or anything, I’m going to make a suggestion that may or may not work at all for you. I would suggest that you keep your outfits simple and classic, sticking with a few shapes.

Some packing guidelines:

1. Bring two skirts and a pair of pants and plan to wear each twice. Or two pairs of pants and one skirt, same deal.

2. Bring classic garments with a bit of interest in pattern or texture but all of which match with each other.

3. Stay with one dark neutral and one light neutral (ivory and black or navy and white, or brown and grey — whatever. Just keep it super simple).

4. Get the best, greatest knee-high, classic, classy, comfortable, all-weather leather or leather-look boots you can afford. You are going to wear the hell out of those things.

5. Outerwear. It will be cold and windy. Wear a lined trench coat or wool overcoat. Trench is better for rain. Bring a couple of warm stretch fleece or wool hats that you can roll up in your bag. Make sure they cover your whole head and ears. Lined is better for avoiding static hair. Leather or suede gloves.

6. Bring sophisticated accessories: great sunglasses in a mod shape, lush square scarves (nothing flimsy cotton or poly). A fabulous cross-body bag with handles as you will be doing a lot of walking. Once you’re inside, carry your bag by the handles to avoid looking like a college student.
Great scarf and sunglasses are instantly chic!
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The following images give you a sense of what I’m talking about in terms of the garments I’m suggesting for you. The skirts are a bit short, but you get the idea. One thing that drives Auntie PeaceBang batshit CRAZY is when readers look at photos and say, “OH, PeaceBang, that is all wrong! The hem on that skirt is too short, or the pantyhose are all wrong!”
FOR THE LOVE OF ST. MARGARET OF CORTONA, PATRON SAINT OF CLERGY IMAGE BLOGGERS*, DON’T DO THAT!!! Until I have an on-staff sketcher to draw up styling ideas based on the full-length photos of my readers who ask these questions (who almost never provide photos when they inquire), it’s just me with my little old MacBook Pro, cutting and pasting. USE YOUR IMAGINATION. TRANSLATE TO REAL LIFE! Okay? And be like the people in the fashion world who watch garments come down the runway and identify which gown should go with certain clients, understanding that a garment is almost NEVER put on a real woman exactly as it appears on the runway. Necklines are changed, hems are drastically altered, the garment is made up in a different hue, waistlines go way up or down, embroidered details appear or disappear.

TRANSLATE! DON’T EVER TAKE AN IMAGE LITERALLY! DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH! If you hate the belt on a coat I show, use your own little Googling fingers to find “trench coat with back belt” or whatever your heart desires. This isn’t rocket science.

/RANT ENDED

Let’s start with a classic black crewneck. This is something you could dress up with a silk scarf for an evening event, wearing it with heels and pants or heels and a skirt. You’re going to be in New York City, you most absolutely, definitely cannot attend an evening event in Danskos:

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Now, the trench coat:
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A classic trench coat will last you your whole life and can travel anywhere.

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All of these skirts are classic pencil skirts. These will last forever, too, and these are all by Anne Taylor, who won’t break your bank. Note that I included one in the Pantone Color of the Year, Marsala, which is also a neutral. I chose all dark neutrals so if you sit on a dirty subway seat and get a stain, it won’t show. Several of these are classic patterns that add visual interest and richness but don’t look dowdy or busy, and go with everything:

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Texture is almost always so much more sophisticated than bright prints when we’re talking about retail garments. You can dress all in neutrals with no print at all. Looky. See what I mean?

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So, Stacy, the main concept here is simple, classic and sophisticated. It’s all about detail and elegance: a good bra and posture, great boots, garments that have been tailored to fit you, neutrals in rich fabrics, and nothing floppy, sloppy or flimsy. Tourists always stand out in NYC for being sloppy-sporty, with big ugly running shoes, cow-like pacing on the sidewalk (NEVER stop to get your bearings at the top of a subway platform or on a street corner!) and sports team attire. Don’t be one of them, Stacy. Do northern Illinois proud, girl. You’ll be in an international gathering in one of the most powerful cities in the world. Bring your A-game and let us know how it goes.

Kiss of peace from the tundra of eastern Massachusetts,
PB xoox

* I totally made that up.