The Latest Plus Size Horrors From Asos

Someone thought that fat women wanted crochet leg pants. Of COURSE we do!

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Oh, hey, how about a pantsuit that will make you look like a sad mushroom? I’ll take one!

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This dress sure will be pretty for no occasion any sane woman would ever attend anywhere, on any planet:

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But I bet you’ve been hankering for some pants for your “I Dream Of Genie’s Naughty Sister” fantasy cosplay, right?

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This cut and color looks awesome on zero percent of the population:

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Cheap, shiny, stiff fabric cut wonky in the skirt and did I mention SHINY? So shiny. So very shiny.

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Not only does every laydee love to be a walking advert for booze, those arm fringes really seal the deal!!

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It’s so sad when Disco Tinkerbell gets caught in mosquito netting.

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Ha, ha, Asos! I see what you did there!

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6 Replies to “The Latest Plus Size Horrors From Asos”

  1. No human of any age ever needs crochet pants. No way no how. All of this clothes in all sizes should be burned.

  2. Please, please tell me those crochet pants are supposed to be a bathing suit coverup. They’re almost plausible in an “I don’t actually want to be wearing clothes but I have to go inside to get my elaborate pool-side cocktail refilled” sort of way.

  3. You are spot on for every outfit…omg, laughing so hard at the Disco Tinkerbell and arm fringe on the booze shirt…

  4. Wow. These are just astoundingly awful. The sad mushroom comment made me giggle really hard.

  5. HaHaHaHaHaHa…

    Also, deep sigh. Does anyone, anywhere on the planet find these clothes atractive? Are fat girl clothes designed as a penance — our own spangly, shiny, droopy Scarlet Letter. You know, just in case anyone missed the fact that we are not a size 2 as all “normal” women are supposed to be.

  6. Many of these look more like pajamas to me. Swap out the heels for slippers and these ladies are ready for bed!

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