Do you see this garment? It’s the worst.
Why is it the worst, you might ask?
Darlings, look at the shoulder seams. Do you see those? That’s what’s called a “dropped shoulder.” What that style does is make your upper body look broader and more burly, and even when a top has a supposedly slimming V-neck (this one has two v’s! and it doesn’t help!), the dropped shoulder makes everyone who wears it look sloppy and like their clothes don’t fit. No matter what your shape or size, stay away from these nefarious seams. Get garments that are fitted through the shoulder.
Speaking of which, ladies, if a top you love comes down too far on the chest and reveals bazoom, the problem may often be remedied by a trip to the tailor. The shirt may fit perfectly in the chest but have excess fabric in the shoulder that can be hemmed out. Voila, no more Festival of Inappropriate Sharing! Hike up the shoulders and sew them in place.
That floppy green shirt with the hideous dropped shoulder and floppy 3/4 sleeves is hurting my feelings.