IT HAS COME TO PEACEBANG’S ATTENTION that some of you fellas are failing to understand the concept of hair grooming as it applies immediately south of your chin.
GUYS, listen up. No one should be seeing scraggly chest hair poking out of the top of your unbuttoned shirt. Either wear a T-shirt or shave the stragglers. Nothing ruins the line of a shirt and makes you look like Viktor of Greater Slobovia like a handful of hairy mess spilling over your top button.
Can you please take care of this? Smooth it down with Vaseline. Nair it or get it waxed. Just do something, because it looks wicked unkempt.
Thank you.
Laughing uncontrollably…thank you for this smile. I know you are serious, and I know many menfolk who fit in this category…but wow…thanks again…*wiping tears of joy from eyes* [Oh YAY! I live to entertain AND illuminate. – PB]
“…it looks wicked unkempt” …and it frightens small children, the frail, and the elderly.
PS I am guilty of this look occasionally. The difficulty seems to be that the hair growth happens so slowly that one day I look in the mirror with the horrible realization that I have been subjecting the innocent population to this (simultaneously replaying the tape in my mind — where have I been recently). This takes less than a minute to fix. No excuses! [BRAVO, Will! You get the PB “Thank You For Not Being a Whiner” Award for today! Big kiss of peace- xoxo – PB]