Beauty Tips for Ministers

Warm Boys Of the Cloth

Not one, but two fellas of the cloth have written in (or had their wives write in on their behalf) asking about warmth and clerical shirts.

It’s simple, guys:

1. A nubby, unpatterned crew neck sweater looks perfectly swell with a collar. Nothing ski-looking, please, unless you’re Aspen Pastor. And no rejects from Dr. Huxtable’s closet, either. Cashmere’s also good, but for that you’d need a raise.
2. To the wife who is advising her husband that a black blazer over clericals is gauche, PeaceBang has to say, “Whaaaa?”
A black blazer is exactly what he should be wearing, for the love of Pete! Something tweedy would also be fine if he’s the tweedy type.

Did the radio announcer just say there’s a chance of SNOW on Friday and Saturday? PeaceBang just fell off her desk chair. Better get those daffodil bulbs in the ground tomorrow!

P.S. When do I get to fill out my list for Santa?