Clocks Back

If you live in the United Stupid States of America except in Arizona, you get a whole more hour to work on your sermon!
And then it’s going to get dark right after lunch forever and ever and the snows will come in many regions and you will wear fleece lined tights and big Abominable Snowperson boots and curse the day you had to leave the house and then in late March you will be all up in Easter preparations and turn the clock FORWARD again and lo, the earth will wake.

But right now, you gotta turn ’em back.

You’re welcome!