Spanx Testimonial: YES, Lord!

A generous pigeons wrote to me to testify to the power of what PeaceBang calls Constraining Undergarments, in which she is a firm (forgive the pun) believer. Brothers and sisters, I BELIEVE in the power of lycra spandex!

BEFORE

AFTER

And although for some reason the BEFORE tushie won’t upload, here’s the smooth AFTER shot:

Quite seriously, I am still seeing a depressing amount of sloppiness among the clergy in terms of visible, ill-fitting bra cups, pants halfway down the rear with visible, tattle-tell grey Fruit of the Looms, socks puddled around skinny ankles, and scaly legs skirts at formal occasions. People, yuck. Really. You don’t start to consider what you’re wearing with the exterior garments. It all matters, and it all contributes to the final impression.

The Spanx product is here.

5 Replies to “Spanx Testimonial: YES, Lord!”

  1. Damn!!! I need me some of those.

    Also, you are a brave, brave woman!!!! I stumbled across this site by accident…. AWESOME.

    Keep it up!!! [WELCOME, sister!- PB]

  2. Love the look of Spanx! However, my question is regarding what one wears “under” the spanx…the whole reason to wear spanx is to get rid of those unsightly panty lines…does that mean one doe not wear panties under the spanx? Or is spanx so tight that they mashout the lines? Inquiring minds and bulging rears want to know! [Just wear the Spanx, lovey. – PB]

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