Leg Fake Tan: Produce Rave From Rev. Brigid

Pigeons, how nice of Rev. B to contribute the following to our greater wisdom! Thanks, Bridgie!

A Product Rave for BTFM Readers!

I love my old veiny legs and all that they enable me to do, but I do not like their increasingly mottled, purple appearance. I am ancient enough that they require coverage, but I hate doing so in the summer. I also dislike self-tanners both because they always look strange no matter how expensive the brand and because I do not want to contribute to the promotion of the tanning aesthetic; nothing good, healthy or sane can come from that. Who knew that Joan Rivers– yes, Joan Rivers! — would rescue me from my dilemma?

Behold: The Right to Bare Legs
This stuff actually works! After it dries, it really doesn’t transfer onto clothes or furniture. I wouldn’t swim in it — which seems kind of silly anyway — but this product has enabled me to wear skirts this summer to work without wrapping my old gams in tights! A miracle! A kiss of peace to all my aging sisters. Rev. Brigid