While shopping Overstock.com for a new collar for Max, I came across these boots. They’re called, in a bow to the art of subtlety, Promiscuous Lustfulness Red Patent Leather Boots.
I thought you’d enjoy them as much as I did.
File this under Exhibit A for What No Pastor Should Wear On a Date, Or Ever.
Why those are Kinkyboots!
If you haven’t seen that film you really should. Wonderful British movie based on a true tale of a reclaimed shoe factory. Great feel-good movie. And you’ll love the fashion connection.
Oh I don’t know… I think the venue for those boots might be private enough that you wouldn’t need to worry about congregation members seeing you.
As someone once said to me: “Those heels are meant to point at the ceiling.”
They’d have to point at the ceiling–who could even stand in them, much less walk?
I think it’s meaningful that they are Overstocked.
…not even on Pentecost?
Listen to you Jezebels!! LOL!
I think they would look just smashing under my cream linen robe with a nice red stole–at an ordination or something. ha ha.
I second the Kinky Boots movie rec. delicious little British flick. Also Blow Dry if you haven’t seen that…
I would ask what PeaceBang’s Halloween costume will look like, but if these boots are the beginning, I can guess the rest. [Oh, VERY FUNNY. I don’t have a Halloween costume. Max, my beagle, is being a bumble bee. – PB]
Mama knows what she’s getting for Christmas! Yum, yum.