Hem Yer Darn Pants!!

PeaceBang’s lips are pursed in disapproval.
She just saw a photograph of a clergywoman at a formal event wearing trousers under her robe (which PeaceBang thinks looks bad in the first place — just wear a skirt on important occasions!) and flat, attractive, “sensible” shoes.
No real problem there, except that the pants — even on this tall, beautiful pastor — are WAY TOO LONG. They pool around her ankles, creating a messy finish to the elegant sweep of the preaching robe.

Tsk, tsk. PeaceBang is wagging her index finger. Such an easy solution to the problem: a simple hem! My tailor charges $8. Even in this economy, well worth the investment.