I don’t know how this happened but my mascara is running down my face as I accept my (totally imaginary) statuette. Thank you, thank you Alltop.com people for including me in your list of Funny. You don’t know how it warms the cockles of my heart to be recognized as a humorist.
I’d like to dedicate this moment to Dorothy Parker, to Bernice Peck, to the marketing managers at Sephora, to every minister who ever ascended the pulpit in a muu-muu or a scrambled-egg stained tie, and to my webmaster, Scott Wells. Also to all of those humorless frownie-faces whose whining over the years have always inspired me to new heights of irreverence.
And thanks to P.L. Frederick for alerting me to the Alltop thing.
Now get back to your Easter sermons, you sacred slackers. PeaceBang is on sabbatical, so she can say that.
Really though, she secretly envies you. Because if there’s anything that makes her make muppet noises of frustration, it’s not being able to be with her own congregation on Easter.
Kissy, kissy!
Happy Easter. Hope you had a lovely one in the pews not in the pulpit.
PS – friend of mine got in touch with you re clothes for Guatemala but had no reply – do you think it ended up in spam?
I hope you’ll update yourself on UUpdates…I miss keeping up with your blog.
Heh heh. About time Guy Kawasaki caught up with you 🙂