Smarmy, Smarmy, Smarmy

Pigeons, do you know what the Latin root words for supercilious are? Super (raised) and eyebrow (cilia).

When you are photographed with a raised eyebrow, therefore, you are presenting a literal visual image of haughty disrespect.

Raised eyebrow photos are not cool, they are not hip, they are not inviting. They are smarmy and supercilious. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT include images of you with cocked eyebrows on your church websites or other outreach materials.

Don’t make PeaceBang mad with all that smarmy or she might just shave that eyebrow right off when she sees you. Bzzz! Here I come! You know who you are, Rev. Smarmykins!