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Massage Envy: Ethical Questions
September 15, 2008 on 7:07 am | In Cultural Commentary, Self Care |PeaceBang is a big believer in the benefits of massage and wishes she had a special Massage Budget so that she could submit to the ministrations of Jen, Anne or Eddie on a much more regular basis. Alas, at $70 or so per hour, massage is a luxury.
In comes a company called Massage Envy, which is expanding incredibly rapidly and now has franchises in hundreds of U.S. locations, including in PeaceBang’s own town.
The deal is this: you go have an introductory massage for $39 and then submit to a fairly hard-core sales pitch (under the guise of your therapist’s “recommendations” for your needs — well what do you THINK they’re going to recommend for you? More massage!). The pitch is to join Massage Envy for $59 a month, a price that gets you one massage per month, with subsequent massages in the same month at an even deeper discount. If you don’t use your massage for that month, you can roll it over into the next month. You can get massages at any of the Massage Envy locations, and you can supposedly freeze your account at any time. (I tend to take this last bit of information with a grain of salt, knowing that once a company has its hands on your credit card number, you’re likely to go through many irritating phone calls trying to put a hold on automatic monthly withdrawals. I’d read the fine print on this very carefully if I joined Massage Envy).
This sounds really good to me, but I have to wonder: what kind of massage therapists must ME be attracting who are willing to work for such sub-standard pay? So there’s a quality issue there, and you don’t want to waste your time or money suffering under the hands of an inexperienced or worse, resentful, masseur. There’s also an exploitation issue: while you and I may know enough to tip the therapist generously to make up for his or her substandard pay, other clients will not. Furthermore, if I’m going to tip to the extent that my massage therapist gets a fair wage for pummeling my pudge, it’s not such a bargain there, is it?
Does anyone have experience with Massage Envy? Want to share?
P.S. Do look into massage, though, especially if you’ve never had any bodywork done before. If you find the right environment and the right therapist, it is incredibly healing.
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A friend of mine told me a neat trick–when you want to investigate a business or product (especially good for software, she says) type the name of it and the word “sucks” into Google. Doing this I see a lot of negs for Massage Envy!
Comment by Miss Conduct — September 15, 2008 #
i wonder if the frequency of massage (and the possibility that some people pay without using it, not unlike the gym) makes up for the low price?
having said that, I go to a day spa with competent people and sort of ridiculous prices. i can only afford it a few times a year, but it’s so worth it…
Comment by Teri — September 15, 2008 #
I’ve only been to massage envy once and my experience was so so. Both my mom and I got the $39 massage, hers was good, mine was not so much. But that’s a particularity to the massues (sp?), not the company. It seems like if you can afford a monthly $60 massage it would be a decent deal (especially if you have time to get a second one)…though the recommended tips correlate with a normal massage rate, not with the discounts. In my book it was not worth it. There are other places in town or near enough that do massages for $50 or $55/hour and they seem to do a better job and there’s no membership…so I’d be inclined to go with them first.
Comment by Deb — September 15, 2008 #
I’ve been a licensed massage therapist for over 8 years and have recently taken on a position of Massage Director for a Boston based chain of high-end women’s fitness centers. I’ve heard of Massage Envy but only negative things. I can appreciate what they are trying to do by using the health club membership model for their business, but am skeptical that it will work. I know that they don’t pay their massage therapists well so they don’t attract experienced or highly skilled or sought after therapists to their company. Their only chance of surviving is if their members don’t know a good massage from a bad one.
Although there are indeed tons of massage school graduates out there these days - it is extremely difficult to find highly competent, experienced and professional massage therapists even at the competitive rate that we pay in my company. Massage Envy likely hires folks right out of school or people who for whatever reason can’t get hired anywhere else and are desperate for work. I just wouldn’t want one of those folks massaging me.
Comment by Lauren — September 15, 2008 #
Two things that I like to do when it comes to massage:
1. Go to my chiropractor. It is to some degree covered under my insurance that way.
2. If there were a massage school around, I would go all the time. I’ve found a cosmetology school that is GREAT for non permanent stuff like nails and deep conditioners for hair (I don’t think I’d go for cut or color until I saw some of the results.)
Comment by madgebaby — September 15, 2008 #
I’ve had good experience and was able to just call to place my account in frozen status while I was out of the country for 3 months. I recommend it.
p.s. The therapist I always use says they only get paid $1/hr less than the expensive spa’s. [That’s interesting, because I inquired of four massage therapists who work for four different spas and the difference was $35-55 less/hr. - PB]
Comment by Orville — September 15, 2008 #
I am with madgebaby, I see my friendly neighborhood Chiropractor. Not only do I get “creaked” back into shape, I get a great massage; then we catch up on kids,church, and football. (his wife is my good friend)
Comment by Linda — September 15, 2008 #
My husband tried them. He was not impressed.
Comment by A.Lin — September 16, 2008 #
I’m wondering whether they drove my regular massage therapist out of town.m He closed up shop about 6 months ago; and voila a Massage Envy franchise opened up just down the block. He was trying to build a private practice in the community at the local market rate of $1.00/Min.
BJ
Comment by BJ — September 16, 2008 #
Massage Envy encourages tipping the therapist, so you really don’t save much money by going there and the therapist that worked on you doesn’t get the whole fee!
I’ve found someone here in Nebraska for the bargain price of $45! Look around, new age bookstores, health food stores often have massage.
Comment by revtoots — September 17, 2008 #
I used Massage Envy, and when I got pregnant, they required a doctor’s note to cancel the membership. Canceling is REALLY difficult, so read the fine print. When you sign up, you’re basically in it for a year.
Not to mention, the massage was not great. My therapist clearly shaved his arms…and obviously skipped the day of my massage. Ew.
Comment by Katrina — September 17, 2008 #
I had one around the corner from where I lived in California and tried the introductory offer when I walked by. I got a good massage. I did not sign up because I was moving soon, and because I don’t do well at managing those agreements anyway. The desk people definitely checked to see if I had tipped, which I had. In that area there were plenty of good people who wanted the work, and my guess is that many of them were taking it on as an extra job, since the clientel was there mostly eves. One issue for me was the piped in muzak, so there wasn’t any choice. Also I was spoiled by an Esalen massage that was the best ever. They had a pleasant waiting room, better than some solo practitioners. I think their market will be people who haven’t experienced massage and are thrilled to sign up.
Diane Miller
Comment by Diane Miller — September 17, 2008 #