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A Festival of Inappropriate Sharing At the Festival of Homiletics
May 25, 2008 on 9:38 am | In General Assembly/Conferences, The Naughty Corner |OOOPS!
Some ardent worshiper at the Festival of Homiletics leaned forward to get a better look and shared her very pretty lace panties with the rest of us!
Girls and boys, you know better. But I saw entirely too much of this in Minneapolis. This example was the most lovely I could find. At least HER panties are really pretty!
Because many pants are now low-waisted, you have GOT to consider your undergarments and the rest of your outfit before you leave the hotel. Ask yourself these questions:
1. If I should lean forward and accidentally reveal my unders today, would they at least match my pants? Are they nice, and not ratty, in case of the unthinkable?
2. Am I wearing a shirt or sweater that FITS well enough to pull down over my low-waisted trousers or skirt?
3. Am I, at any time, treating my colleagues or parishioners to the sight of three or four inches of my lower back flesh in the form of chub pouring out of my too-snug sweater when I lean forward?
If so, please stop it. And if you think this isn’t you, think again. PeaceBang must have caught half a dozen conferees in this compromising position. If you’re unaware of it at a conference, you’re probably unaware of it at home.
P.S. If this is ever me and you are behind me, do not HESITATE to gently pull my sweater or shirt or jacket over my revealed flesh. I will be EVER so grateful to you if you do!
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Mwuhahahahahahaha!!
Just thank God that it wasn’t thongs cos they are REALLY obvious!!
Comment by Leah V-S — May 29, 2008 #
It’s not me in the photo, but guilty as charged! So considering that knit tops must be replaced on a yearly basis, where does the wanting-to-be-well-dressed-but not making much money here find them? I’m small boned, and too big clothes make me look like I’m playing dress up. Help! [Knits need to be replaced on a yearly basis? They do? I have knits that I’ve been wearing for six and seven years. Are you hand-washing with Woolite? What’s going on? - PB]
Comment by lela — May 31, 2008 #
I fear that I was once assaulted by the vision of a turquoise thong adorning a seminarian of the Diocese of New Westminster, at vespers at the Cathedral. It set off quite nicely against her olive skin tone, but did distract one from the Nunc Dimittis.
Comment by AC — June 28, 2008 #