Our Unitarian Universalist General Assembly materials arrived in the mail the other day in their bright pink envelope. The Unitarian Universalists will be gathering Louisville, Kentucky from June 19-24 to do the work of our association. The theme is Covenanting. Of course I was not asked to preach or lead anything, even though I have led two packed workshops on congregational covenanting for past GA’s, written and spoken about our covenant tradition all over the country and devoted my doctoral studies and dissertation to the subject. But I am NOT. BITTER. Oh no, not I. I know my place in Unitarian Universalism as Minister of Fabulousness and I will do my part to make sure that we’re all apprised of this year’s dress code for the event, which I, in consultation with my imaginary staff, have decided is Game of Thrones.
We are suggesting lots of leather, flowing mermaid hair, braids, elaborate beards, and armor. Click images to enlarge.
Think natural fibers:
Free People is always a good bet for that Unicorn Riding Nymphet look.
We recommend packable neutrals that mix and match for a variety of occasions. Remember layers, as you’ll be in and out of highly air-conditioned conference rooms.
If the a/c is blasting, you may really wish you had brought a topper like this along.
This year’s dress code makes shoes so much easier to choose, as everyone will be clad in soft deerskin booties. Also in keeping with our theme: no bathing!
See you there, darlings! I’ll be rocking the whimple!