A suggestion for your spring wardrobe! When you lose your mind, that is!
That gun is SO TACKY. I like these much better:
If I could walk in those heels I would actually wear those in public, because I’ve always had a thing for fauns and I almost named my dog Mr. Tumnus.
Thanks to Alert Reader Cindy Shepherd for the crazy link!
the first pair are real Annie Oakley shoes
Growing up, my sister had a pair of shearling-lined slobs that I called “goat shoes.” These pairs are definitely the same. What crazy shoes!
I’ll never eat dinner and read your site at the same time again. Just threw up on my plate. [Were you eating goat stew or Fried Faun? – PB]
hideous
I am officially gobsmacked!
(Yorkshire/English phrase meaning completely speechless!)
Deliverance meets Project Runway. [NOOOOO!! LOL!!!- PB]
speechless…
Cloven hooves of Satan!
If you had those shoes, it would be fun to spend the evening in a stall in the ladies’ room at a crowded theater, and record people’s reactions when they bent down to see if there were feet below the door. [Definitely hidden camera potential! – PB]