A Fat Belly Is Not a Political Statement

Oh, great. Here’s an article called “Hip To Be Round” about hipsters in New York spotted “proudly rocking a gut” under their T-shirts.

For God’s sake, what stupidity. All Americans are getting fatter. Look around any city and you’ll see men and women with fat bellies protruding from their cotton summer tops.

It’s summer, and we’re wearing less clothes. That’s what this is about, not some deep sociological statement. Give me an ever-loving break.

5 Replies to “A Fat Belly Is Not a Political Statement”

  1. I don’t know which statement in that article irritated me more: “Leading with a belly is a male privilege ….. freedom from anxieties about body image that have plagued women since Eve.” (of course, these would be the same guys who post on Facebook that their ideal woman is slim and takes care in her appearance) or that this is a lashback response to the fact we have a President who is trim and works out!

  2. OMG. This is like how, EVERY SUMMER, I think, “Wow, more people are getting tattoos these days.” Then I realize that no, it’s summer, and the tattoos hidden under winter’s Polartec can now see the light of day.

    I don’t write an *article* about it, though. Any more than I write one about how it seems more Muslim women are donning the hijab on the first snowy day of winter or how smudgy foreheads seem to be all the trend on a certain Wednesday in May. I merely marvel at my annual cluelessness and keep it to myself.
    [Right!? And you don’t get PAID to inflict your cluelessness on the reading public, either! – PB]

  3. As a man of a certain age, I can assure you that my unwilling and inadvertent participation in this is conclusive evidence that the trend or fashion is over.

    You may now return to calling them paunchy putzes.

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