3-D Lash Is a 3-D Mess

Darlings, please don’t waste your hard-earned dollars on this product by Revlon, which promises to make your lashes especially long and “3-D” (which actually strikes PeaceBang as a little bit of a scary idea — “I was at a meeting with this woman and her lashes just CAME AT ME!”), but which, in all truth, just makes them gloppy and flaky.

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While PeaceBang loved the space age silver packaging, she could often not get the bloody thing to twist open of a morning (before coffee), and by midday she found little black snowflakes peppering her cheeks, no doubt giving her the friends and congregants the impression that she was auditioning to be an extra in the latest bus-and-truck of “Les Miserable.”

3-D Lash is B-A-D. Stick with Max Factor Stretch & Separate Waterproof Mascara. Love, love, love it. It’s hard to find but you can order it online.

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2 Replies to “3-D Lash Is a 3-D Mess”

  1. My makeup artist friends swear by Maybelline – the pink & green tube, no kidding – & I really like it too.

    In waterproof. Because I cry at *everything.* I cry over Star Trek, for pity’s sake.

  2. I totally agree. I sent my teenage daughter on a hunt for it and boy was I disappointed. I still like the Maybelline stuff in the pink tube. I now use it in blue (to make my brown eyes POP) and clear for the summer.

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