Well darlinks, some of you inquired so let me say this —
I have not seen any of the new season of “Project Runway” but I did go to the website to check out the new designers and watch some clips and I’m a bit WORRIED. If these are the promising fashion minds of the new generation, PeaceBang is biting her nails with anxiety. A leopard-print shirt with an acid green tie? Positively harrowing! Bleached white hair and a beret? How tired is that!? My god, I was doing the extreme hair color and beret look in 1985 — and let me tell you, I wasn’t exactly the fashion-forward sophomore at Northwestern University. And speaking of that decade, KEVIN, Dave Navarro called from 1982 and he wants his facial hair back. Aren’t you cute, though. And that bald boy who won the first challenge? Swoon! You don’t get biceps like that from hand hemming skirts, kids. That child works out.
Who is this person called Sweet P? What is that all about? How can I take you seriously with that name, and with that shapeless raspberry-colored thing you’re passing off as a dress? What a puerile combination! And Victor-YA? Victoria is a perfectly elegant name — it happens to be my own name, in fact — what were VictorYA’s parents thinking when they mucked up the spelling like that? Because by the looks of it, she’s the only one of the bunch who can actually dress herself, and therefore she gets PeaceBang’s Very Preliminary Vote for most likely to survive at least the next round. I can’t wait.
One more question, though: Is EVERYTHING going to be GREY this season?
The Obnoxious One this season is definitely Christian. Let’s just hope he doesn’t win like last year’s Obnoxious One, whose name I have conveniently forgotten. It’ll come back to me. I have only watched one episode so far. There’s so much a woman can take during Thanksgiving Week. But like you, I noted that most of these designerinos are dressed in SHMATTAS. What’s with that?
Rami rocks.
And I repeat: Heidi Klum has a sadistic edge. (Edge??!!) But we loves us that Tim Gunn man. I gather he has his own show now, too, but I have been too busy taking care of God’s people, adjusting my lipstick (Clinique Colour Surge Cranberry Cream), and doing a little theology in between to watch much television. Too bad.
Keep the comments coming. You’re the one who got me hooked on that show last year! And me the anti-reality-tv snob.
P.S. Don’t forget to check Project Rungay 😉