Jesus is looking really good here, and I even think that center part is working for him:
His skin is glowing, his brows and hair are perfectly groomed (and no frizzies at all, which is really hard to manage in the Galilean climate), and I’m not sure but I think he’s been using whitening strips on his teeth.
I hope this isn’t sacreligious, but do you think He waxed his chest?

I would rather not like to think my Lord and Savior has been chest-waxed. (I could live with a little mid-summer clippering.)
The blue rinse on the lamb is darling, though.
It was a peroxide rinse!!! Baaaa!
Funny how each of us pictures Jesus. ‘Cuz I see him totally different.
In my mind Jesus looks more like Michael Ealy…..pretty light brown sugar skin….nappy hair…hazel eyes….and a brooding sensuality that makes me understand why people were so magnitized by him.
But thanks for the question. 🙂
Where DO you find an image like this?! I am duly impressed by the sparkling white gown…quite a miracle in the centuries before chlorine bleach. And, to his credit, no guy ponytail.
A Woman of the Cloth
Are you sure that’s not a girl with a beard?
According to this picture, Jesus has rosacea!
Yeah, I’m pretty sure Jesus would have looked kinda frumpy…