Shirts Speak, Part II

And you know what this shirt says, especially if paired with a big religious symbol bolo tie or pendant?

kungfushirt

“I’m way more spiritual than you.”

or

“I just went on sabbatical to a mystical Asian location and now I’m even more spiritual than you than I was before” or possibly,

“I am so extremely spiritual that I’m never going to wear a coat and tie like you poor, sin-sick corporate slaves again. Let’s sing ‘Kumbya.'”

P.S. If you’re Chinese, this shirt says, “Hi, I’m wearing a nice shirt.”

5 Replies to “Shirts Speak, Part II”

  1. P.S. If you’re Chinese, this shirt says, “Hi, I’m wearing a nice shirt.”

    PeaceBang, it’s not nice to make me spit coffee all over my laptop.

  2. Wait, I’m not mistaken, that tunic is a relic of the Manchu domination of Han culture. Oppressor!

    Or, you could go one more step and do the whole Dr. No thing. Having gotten the Evil Scientist glasses, I could be tempted . . . .

    See for yourself.

    Now, ah, James Bond in Dr. No — there was a man who would never button his polo shirt all the way to the top. Or wear a t-shirt underneath.

  3. I think it also says something like, “Don’t even ask if I’m Buddhist, because after just one weekend retreat I’m now affiliated with a particular kind of Buddhism, and if you don’t know your Mahayanas from your Zens from your Tibetans, just stay the hell away from me!”

  4. Like my shirt, or i will kung fu your butt!

    in Japan the Han can be used as a knife…. sorry BITB

  5. If you’re Chinese and you live in China, this shirt says, “Hi, I’m wearing a nice shirt,” only it says it in Chinese, of course.

    If you are Chinese and you live in America, it says, “Welcome to P.F. Chang’s. Can I take your order?”

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