http://www.universalistchurch.net/boyinthebands/archives/beauty-tips-for-the-boys-shaving/
Fellas, talked amongst yourselves. All I know is that I sat across from a sweet, lively, handsome UCC minister at dinner last night and he had straggler mustache hairs in his mouth, and mashed potato on his mustache.
Groomliness is next to godliness, you heard it here.