Let us pray.
Dear and gracious God,
Hear our prayers for the ability to accessorize well.
Lead us not into vaguely shawl-like items in bad colors,
and keep us from faces tan enough to double as Italian leather handbags.
Help us to be ever lovely presences in the world,
doing your work with love and with good hair and make-up.
P.S. Lisa Welchel looks really good, Lord. Is that because she became a totally born-again Christian?