Greetings, my beautiful darlings!
I have much I want to discuss with you, including my thoughts on charismatic preacher and theologian Rob Bell, who I saw speak last night in Boston. He was the epitome of the embodied religious leader and also seems like a good guy who knows how to iron a shirt.
For now, I’m running around like that proverbial decapitated chicken winding up a few things (I went into the city yesterday to be fingerprinted for my UK visa, which is a horrible little errand if there ever was one) and looking forward to writing a juicy post or two SOON!
But since I know you miss me, let me leave you with this:
WHITE WOMEN CLERGY SHOULD NEVER WEAR WHITE SANDALS.

I don’t mean like this, because these are cute and we all know it.

And I don’t mean like this, either, because these are strappy and pretty.

I mean like this. These would be SO much more acceptable in a brown or a black. White women legs just tend to look Frump City in white thick-strapped sandals, and again… I’m trying to pull the clergy out of Frump City one reverend sister or brother at a time.

AWFUL on white skin. At any age. I can’t think that these would look that good on any shade skin, actually.
And if you were thinking that sticking little heels on your perfidious FLIP FLOPS made them less inappropriate for clergy-wear, you would be dead wrong, dumpling. I saw this ridiculosity on a seminarian at graduation and I reflexively pursed my lips as though having just had a lemon squeezed at my face.

Actually, these aren’t so much a crime against nature as the pair she was wearing, which had a tiny little golf tee-type heel. These aren’t even that bad, but you get the idea.
Boys, you go wear white shoes as much as you want. They’re downright cute on you.