Sermonating : A Thing Of the Past?

Hello, ducklings,

I just got a gander (see what I did there? Ducklings? Gander? I think I’ve exhausted my fowl jokes for the day) at this fascinating article about the obsolescence of preaching that says what lots of us have been talking about for years but puts some stats behind it.

I was going to post the article on my PeaceBang blog, which is geared for lay readership but I thought I’d bring it here for a clergy discussion first. How do you feel about this? I personally love preaching with all my heart and soul and consider preparing a sermon to be my chief spiritual discipline in ministry (in that it keeps me on a steady, committed schedule of prayer, study, reflection and ‘sending forth’ in the form of written word and Sunday’s delivery) but if God isn’t committed to sermons, I don’t want to worship an irrelevant idol. I frame the issue this way in memory of the time I heard Bishop William Willimon speak at the Festival of Homiletics some years ago in Nashville. He was talking about the painful work of closing many of the Methodist churches in his conference and he said, “God is not invested in real estate.” His words were prescient, as it was only four or five years later that seemingly everyone in religious life started talking about the problem of defining “church” in terms of brick-and-mortar buildings. My own denomination just started an initiative around congregations beyond buildings.

So what about preaching beyond sermons? I think of the great American Unitarian William Ellery Channing’s quote, “May your life preach more loudly than your lips.” And I think, “Yes, but let’s get real, Willie: giving good sermon is still at the top of the list for what congregations are looking for in a minister!”

I am totally invested in good preaching. I can’t believe how little of it is out there, and I try to listen to sermons and attend church in a wide variety of settings. I am not at all ready to give up on this ancient art form, which I equate more with weaving, musical composition, storytelling and dance than I do with the Greek tradition of rhetoric and oration. If I had to invest my life savings to promote the relevance of preaching, I would very likely do so. I think preaching matters.

But I am also aware that the human brain has changed and that attention spans are much shorter than they were in the past. This is not my favorite evolutionary development and one that I try to counter in my own brain by doing as much “long listening” and “long reading” as I do to sound bites and short posts. I do not want to lose my own ability to concentrate to a prepared speech or sermon, but I do expect it to be well-written and delivered, lively, relevant, inspiring and theologically grounded. I do not want a lecture or book review. I do not want a series of quotes strung together. I expect the speaker’s life and encounters with humanity and creation to shine through the message. And yes, I may Tweet or check my Facebook status or read an e-mail while I listen. I may take notes. I may take a photograph and post it on Instagram (shout out to the Rev. Laura Everett, Executive Director of the Massachusetts Council of Churches who did the very same while hearing me preach at King’s Chapel last year, and I treasure the photo). My modern brain is attuned to multi-tasking but that doesn’t mean I neither seek out nor respect a good sermon.

I believe we can be missional and disipleship-centered AND preach good and meaningful sermons. However, I am aware of the growing tension and divide between the sermon-centric church-goer and the missional church-goer. The former (in my tradition, and perhaps yours), seeks a good intellectual and spiritual take-away. The latter seeks an inspirational message and wants to be sent away — out into the world to live their faith. To my mind, a good minister provides all of these things, although –realistically — probably not in every sermon and not on every Sunday.

My own preaching has changed from more research and brainy to more story-based and connectional. Having noticed this trend, I am hoping to convene a college of preachers to study our homiletic style, to spend time in prayer about it, to hear and offer feedback on each other’s sermons and to set ourselves some goals and commitments. Our congregations here in New England tend to be quite traditional and most of us serve communities that place a high value on good preaching. It is for us to navigate the current moment well, and to bring this cherished art form into the contemporary era wisely and effectively.

Thank you, God, for preaching. It has changed my life deeply in both the hearing and receiving of it and the preparing and delivering of it. Week in and week out, I have known the Holy Spirit just as intimately through preparing the sermon as in any other moment of pastoral ministry.


In my element the way a duck in a pond is in hers.

An Old Broad Hits 40—-something!

Well, happy birthday to ME! The big day is January 14th and this gives me the perfect excuse to ask you if you’d be so kind as to give me the gift of testimony.

Specifically, your written and signed testimony that I can use for my consulting portfolio. Ministers who write books get all those nice blurbs to put on the jacket cover. Well, these testimonials will be my blurbs for my own selfish ego gratification (why the heck not? We all deserve ego gratification for work well and faithfully done!) and for anyone who is interested in knowing why this ministry is relevant. Especially that latter part.

So send ’em in the comments if you’re willing to include your real name, or send ’em via e-mail if you’d prefer to keep your letter private (it could wind up on a website eventually, though, so don’t put anything too personal in there like, “PeaceBang was there for me when I was really depressed and thinking of quitting the ministry or setting off a stink bomb in the sanctuary of my church on a Sunday morning, or maybe just ripping off my clothes and running naked and screaming down the main street of town just to express myself. She talked me out of doing any of those things and helped me to channel my energy in constructive ways, and also recommended some really great shoes that helped me endure the crisis”).

I’m going to try to take a little blogging break for a bit (not too long, as you know how this feeds my soul, energizes and inspires me), just because it would be good to get more fresh air and go to sleep earlier. It seems that everyone around me has a terrible flu and I’m trying like the dickens to avoid it. I have an especially creative idea that I want to do with my congregation for the month of February/Lent and I want to have the requisite energy for it.

Thank you in advance for your testimonials that include how we met (if we did), how this ministry has supported yours, and if you saw me lead an event, please specify which one and why it was good. Nobody’s allowed to be mean because it’s MY BIRTHDAY and also Jesus doesn’t like that.

Thanks, Pigeons!! Kiss of peace from this old broad who loves you!

PB’s Best Of “Feel Good” 2012

Hi Sweetie Pies!

Not wanting ye old year to go by without thanking it for the great things it had to offer, here I present PeaceBang’s Awesome List of 2012. These are things that helped me feel my best last year.
They are in no particular order, just as they come to me. Please keep in mind that the ongoing sources of blessing in my life, like my church, my friends and family, etc., don’t get mentioned because they weren’t new in 2012. These are the NEW things and these are mostly the health and beauty things. In no particular order:

1. My neeeeeeiiiighbors, Penny and Andy. I have never known or cared about horses before in my life, but these two beautiful creatures have allowed me to start almost every single morning with fresh air, unconditionally loving companionship (as my beagle accompanies me out to the stables), that delicious smell of warm horse snorfling, and the opportunity to make an offering to creation (carrots, oat cakes or peppermint sticks) in the form of two gorgeous 2,000 lb. animals.

2. Starbucks for your French Roast Keurig cups and your Refreshers. I bow to the evil empire. You help me get through my day.

3. Sambucus sugar-free elderberry syrup, Umcka Cold Care, Whole Foods Whey Protein Powder, and Amazing Grass Green Superfood, and frozen fruits: thank you for making a healthy breakfast smoothie an inviolable reverent for me, and helping me control my blood sugar and weight (The Umcka Cold Care is a tincture that I take when I’m feeling po’ly). Thank you to Maud Staeyert for the recommendations of Sambucus and Umcka, which sound like some kind of Siberian law firm.

4. I am amazed and thrilled by the results of Nerium AD, a skin care product that I actually sell now, for completely re-surfacing my skin, undoing years of sun damage to my chest, solving life-long blotchiness, easing wrinkles and lines, obliterating permanent acne on my forehead and generally making me feel beautiful. I knew when I first started using Nerium that it was unlike anything else I had tried, and honey, I’ve TRIED ‘EM ALL! I bought into the company because I knew I’d be hawking this product to everyone who asked me how I get such great skin at my age. It’s a commitment – like any skin care product, you have to apply it every night (or pretty much every night). It’s expensive, but you can order it to be delivered every other month instead of once a month. When it comes to my skin, I am willing to spend good money for good results.

Here I am without a stitch of make-up or product (just Badger cocoa butter lip balm), two weeks shy of my 47th birthday. This is a girl with sensitive combination skin, scarring from years of horrible cold sore blisters (can’t see the scarring any more) and lots of sun damage. Puffy ruddiness: gone (I’m still pink but that’s just my complexion). Chronic forehead zits: gone. Small lines around eyes: gone. Scarring around nose: gone. Blotchiness: gone. Bumps around edge of chin: gone. Bumpiness on chest: gone. I’m a believer and an evangelist. I would attach my name to something I wasn’t thrilled with myself.

4. Belden C. Lane, Ravished by Beauty: The Surprising Legacy of Reformed Spirituality. And Camille Paglia for Glittering Images: A Journey Through Art From Egypt To Star Wars. Two great books that have helped inspire and clarify my own work on integrating mission, spirit and image with individuals and communities.

5. Kerrilee Pietroski of Catalyst Hypnosis Center for inviting me to participate in the Virtual Gastric Bypass Surgery hypnosis and for being a fierce and loving advocate in my recovery from compulsive overeating. The VGB has helped me immensely and Kerrilee’s hypnosis CDs that I listen to every day are helping me to replace the mean old voices in my head with her voice of compassion and sanity.

6a. Olivia by Duval guest house in Key West, Florida, where I was able to take a vacation last January. It was a highlight of the year spending hours floating in the pool.

6b. To my neighbors Rick and Mary who opened their pool to me this summer, allowing me to swim almost daily. There is no form of exercise that does me so much good, body and soul, as swimming outdoors.

7. Two supplements: Calcium with Vitamin D3 and Glucosamine Chondroitin. I credit these two with doing away with my aches and pains and constant chills.

8. “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” on TLC. It was a sheer delight to get together with my cowgirl friend Katelin and have our HBB date every week. I love this family, and I think Alana is the next Dolly Parton/Mae West/Sophie Tucker.

9. Jean at Rudolph Adamo Hair Salon in Cohasset, MA and the staff at Kyma Med Spa in Norwell, MA. You do great work in a beautiful, serene and professional setting and I’m so glad I found you.

10. The entire company, production team and everyone involved in “Paragon Park: The Musical” at The Company Theatre. Being part of such a creatively fulfilling project was invigorating, inspiring, and totally joyful.

Okay, pigeons, you next! Your top feel-good new things of 2012?