Dear hearts, there are SO many over-designed, horrid garments out there to assault your eyes and trouble your spirit. Avoid them. Regardez:
“Pardon me, I vomited a splotch of design onto your front. Let me get that with my napkin.”
“Oh, my heavens! I just threw up a random blob of fabric onto your leg! Deepest apologies! Please allow me to pay the dry cleaning bill!”
“Sweetie, love your shirt, but it looks like the baby threw up a black leather patch onto your boob. Here, let’s clean you up.”
Design and print are wonderful and exciting ways to add energy to your look. But if something visually confuses you, you can bet those who look at your are likewise feeling the chaos. The world is chaotic enough: why add bizarro clothing to it?
Don’t look directly at the pattern…you’d go BLIND, I tell you…BLIND! *hoof*
Hey PB! Have you seen this visual aid? Wish visual aids like this existed for all types of clothing… I’m a visual learner. Seeing the differences makes it make sense. http://www.realmenrealstyle.com/visual-suit-fit-guide/
I DESPISE those little patch pockets. If you have a cup size larger than A, they look like boob band aids. Unflattering and not usable, so what IS the point???
Arghhh.