Help!

I was just reading the blog of a reader but I clicked out and lost it! If you: are recently separated, wrote about Barbara Kingsolver’s book, and have two new comments by PeaceBang on your blog, can you write me and let me know? I have swiss cheese brain and I loved your blog!

Jennifer Innis, where are you? Thank you for my wonderful, snarky book by Christopher Hitchens!! There’s some definite sermons in there! I have been looking for your e-mail address for two days with no luck. Hugs from your old roomie!

Knitters, What Say You?

Here’s a recent letter from a talented knitter who would like to knit or crochet vestments. This goal is, as you can imagine, an aesthetic and practical challenge but I think it could be done.

Here, Sister R. writes,

[I am] the person who wishes to make vestments using the homely arts of knit and crochet, possibly weaving. I’m trying *not* to make sweater vestments — that term is may be too reminiscent of somebody wearing a fair isle sweater with a clerical collar. (But! you never know that could work — never throw out an idea when brainstorming.) What I am looking for is what a real-world servant of God could wear either in church (or out) that would convey the message of “Cleric at work”, without shouting “this is a home-made vestment.”

I’m embarrassed to say that I am not familiar with what UU ministers wear for services. Being an Episcopalian, I have seen wonderful and wretched garments lofted as vestments. What do you think would work? There is a wide scope for innovative design within a traditional framework, but I would love some input from a person who actually has the vision that combines ministerial professionalism with style and personal flair.

Like yourself, I have the advantage of having a feminine shape and a short frame. Anyone who designs for clergy must take into consideration that real people are three-dimensional and vestments should reflect that. To coin a phrase, vestments should not only look good on the rack, but also on my rack.

So if you have the inclination, let me know your thoughts. There is room in the world for beautiful ceremonial garb that doesn’t mock tradition, but embraces and enhances it.

Surely, my friends, someone this hilarious and charming deserves some of your collective wisdom. PeaceBang, not being very well acquainted with the world of knitted garments, finds herself utterly at a loss.

Do advise, darlings, won’t you?

Loving On You

Hi friends,

I’m on the run these days, teaching a three-hour summer intensive every day at a local seminary (a 45 minute drive each way), closing out the church year, doing all manner of pastoral ministry. Trying to start the days with a smoothie (with Barleans Flax Seed oil) instead of two slices of toast heavily slathered with creme cheese and salmon.

I have received beautiful gifts from three of you — packages that I opened while in an exhausted haze after returning from Nashville and fell asleep with on my bed (how’s that for a mental image? PeaceBang with Barbara Kingsolver and Tim Gunn and a little black-capped chickadee picture with a quote that made me cry next to her).
These gifts are lovely — I’m sure I’ll write a review of Tim Gunn’s book as soon as I get a chance, and Barbara Kingsolver’s book is so riveting I can’t put it down, dammit!

So this just to say that I’m thinking of you, and of all of us, and may not get to say more than that for a bit.

Who said that Mad Priest was having a hot fashion controversy and needed my help? Is that true? Even though the Mad Priest gang mercilessly chucked on me awhile back, I am THERE FOR THEM in Christian love and lipgloss.

Just not for a few days.

Sarah and Cindyreally and … lovely New Jersey woman whose name is at my office … you’re sweet as can be, and I send you a special kiss of peace and gratitude.

Simplify

Hi gorgeous people!

It was an absolutely lovely day today and after I spent four hours in the library working on a paper, I went for a walk and watched for a few minutes as 5 year old boys played a game of T-ball. The cuteness quotient was definitely 100%. One squirt would smack the ball, about five little dudes would fall all over themselves trying to catch it — and miss — and when one finally ran after it and retrieved it, he’d toss it to first base, where the baseman would fail to catch it. Meanwhile, the batter would still be standing there at the T while one of the coaches yelled, “Go! Go! Go run to the base! Atta boy!”

Every single batter got to first base. There were no “outs.” Everyone had a chance at bat. In some cases, and I’m not sure why, some little guys had the ball actually pitched to them by one of the dads, who stood about 3 feet away and lobbed the ball over the plate over and over and over again, saying the same encouraging words each time. Patience of a saint, I tell ya. It was really sweet.

I forgot to tell you that all the little guys were wearing UNIFORMS! Tiny t-shirts paid for by Cathay Hanover restaurant and a local tire store. Also, of course, shrimp-sized baseball caps and pants. Too adorable.

So anyway, it’s that time of year that I just want to pull on a pair of jeans and a tee-shirt in the morning and get out in the day, which is how I spend my summers. I don’t really want to wash my hair and style it, or to wear any make-up or to think about what matches or fits. I stopped getting my nails done about 6 weeks ago, and my paws look all chewed and awful. I haven’t had lots of special events lately so I’ve just accepted it for now. I’ve been getting my nails done about every two weeks for four years and I’m on a break, mama!

I’m only doing full make-up for Sundays and special-ish occasions now — the rest of the time it’s lipstick and mascara and maybe some blush. Every single one of my weight loss efforts have been short-lived and unsuccessful, so I’m in a phase of “just try to be healthy, just be comfortable without going to Slobsville.”

And I’ve done something very helpful that I recommend to you, too: I went into my closet and took out about 75% of my stuff so that the only garments that remain are things that fit, that I like well enough to actually wear, and that are season-appropriate.

Sometimes it helps to remove visual clutter.

Summer_vacation_is_coming! Lord, hear our prayer!

Welcome, Powder Pigeons!

To readers old and new,
Thank you for swinging on over to PeaceBang’s new site, designed and swankified by the marvelous Scott Wells, in a magnificent gesture of Karma (who knew that officiating at your dear friend’s nuptials would earn you this kind of solicitude down the line? We should all be so lucky!).

Things we love about this new site:

  • It has categories! So helpful for you to find what you need!
  • It has spam filters! No more need to manually delete e-garbage, or even to see it any more!
  • It has snazzy visual elements that I hope will make the reading experience more fun.
  • No more nervous breakdowns trying to sign into Blogger and getting glitchy error messages!
  • So much easier to incorporate into the new PeaceBang Empire website that we’ll introduce sometime this summer or fall!
  • More neat stuff in general, and not so confusing that it makes my brain hurt.We hope you love it, and we love you for being here.

Kiss of peace,
PB