Revlon Colorstay Mineral Lipglaze*

Conversation between guys in marketing department of major ad agency:

Dude A: So, this product has a really sexy name.* Cool, I dig that. It sounds like a donut. But what’s its big selling point?

Dude B: It’s supposed to last a long time.

Dude A: I don’t wear lip gloss or whatever. How long is a long time?

Dude B: The chick in research said it lasted like nine minutes or something.

Dude A: Okay, so we say it lasts for nine HOURS. Are we good on that?

Dude C (who has been pretty much asleep throughout the conversation):
I’m good with it. Let’s roll that over to Creative.

PeaceBang’s verdict:

SAVE YER MONEY!!! This goo doesn’t last for nine hours or even for ONE hour, but the nine bucks you spent on it will scald your conscience for the rest of your life.