The Latest Hideosity in Skirt Styles

What in tarnation?

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I don’t know if slim and petite ladies are seeing this particular “cut” of skirt in their catalogs and on the rack lately, but PeaceBang has spotted it on the plus-size circuit and thinks it’s LUDICROUS.

Why would a gal want a big chunk sliced out of her hemline like that? What is the point? It makes sitting without displaying one’s tender private bits all the more difficult and who in tarnation needs that? I’m so upset I’ve used the word tarnation twice in one post!

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OH, SURE, why don’t we just create an optical illusion that leads the eye right up to Ye Olde Crotch? THAT’s flattering.Screen Shot 2017-05-10 at 4.43.58 PM

Heavens, isn’t that better?

3 Replies to “The Latest Hideosity in Skirt Styles”

  1. I’ve been wondering the same thing, and yes they are showing this in petite styles, too! Why can’t women just have a nicely constructed piece of clothing? And thanks for throwing those “tarnations” in.

  2. Um…how are you supposed to sit in that abomination?
    For the love of all that is good and holy…just say no.

  3. We are living in an era of especially ugly and nonsensical clothing, and just when I think it can’t get worse, it does.

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