WELL, I see from today’s scale that I managed to gain five lubs since January 23. Given that I’ve been homebound and consoling myself with regular enormous breakfasts at the wonderful cafe up the block (Bacon!), I’m not surprised.
Big snowboots bum me out so much, the only thing I can think to do to counteract their enormous hideousness on my lower extremities is to try to balance them with enormous necklaces up top. Pretty soon I’m going to be wearing hubcaps around my neck.
A mantra for the coming weeks: more flowers, less bacon. It’s so hard to remember that those pancakes don’t love me back.
Big boots, big jewelry, big smile. Gotta keep the smile as big as we can!
Happy Valentine’s Day, pigeons! Big hugs to my beautiful, lovely lovers of life and God!